Compiled by Sara Lewis and Greg Green

Trojan Tribune Staff

Things To Do Before Graduation:

1. Coordinate a school wide Book Drop.
2. Fly a kite on the practice field during your open or after school.
3. Have a dance-off in the hallway.
4. Two words: FOOD FIGHT!!!
5. Water fight in the parking lot.
6. Lie on the grass and watch the clouds.
7. Tickle Mr.Hofer.
8. BBQ in the parking lot.
9. Go skinny dipping at Wall Lake.
10. Steal something small from every teacher you have (Little things like pens, staplers, etc. that you wouldn’t get in trouble for but you’ll still have something to remember the teacher by).
11. Set up a kissing booth at lunch just for kicks.
12. Camp out in the parking lot for a night. Roast marshmallows. Eat Smores.
13. Join LAIRE.
14. Everyone forgets to bring a writing utensil to class and has to borrow one from the teacher.
15. Bon fire at classmates’ house.
16. Soak Mr. Tirrel with water.
17. Put Mr. Mueller’s canes through a wood chipper.
18. Have Bergie call an “Emergency Meeting” for all the teachers.
19. Counting Coup on every teacher in the building.
20. Have a concert during lunch. Sell tickets to the teachers and underclassmen.  
21. Act out scenes from your favorite movies in the halls.
22. School wide “Narnia Effect.”
23. Come to school. Trick people into thinking you’re a foreign exchange student.
24. Go on strike, walk out of class.
25. Reset all the clocks so none of them read the actual time.
26. Talk with a funny/ horrendous accent for a day.
27. At the same time everyone *67s the school.
28. At an appointed time everyone whips out their cell phone, takes a photo of the teacher and forwards it to a friend.  
29. Psych out the underclassmen. Convince them we are getting out early.
30. Play frisbee football after school.
31. Everyone wears weird shorts for a day.
32. Find the “Maximum Capacity” of each classroom.
33. See how many of the freshmen actually fit in their lockers.
34. Have a pillow fight.
35. Mud wrestle.
36. “Accidently” write on the white board with permanent marker.
37. Come to school in a helicopter.
38. Honor the undead. Dress up like a zombie.
39. Kidnap Mr. Hofer’s cell phone. Hold it for ransom.
40. Boycott something.
41. Ask one after another to use the restroom.
42. Run with scissors down the hallway.
43. Hijack a bus and drive it to Pizza Ranch.
44. Whistle in the lunch room.
45. Re-enact “This book’s gonna be a good book.”
46. Play a massive game of hide and seek in the school.
47. Start a random protest .
48. Make a cardboard cut-out of a teacher and put it out in front a fellow classmate’s door at 3am.  
49. Eat ice cream for breakfast.

   50! GRADUATE!!!